LordVacuity's photo

A man will only marry out of love or necessity. Anything love demands is a necessity. These were my thoughts as I drove through the morning fog into Vicksburg. Love or necessity.

Finished: 5/3/17 @ 19:46
Chaz's photo

"Who, me? I'm the guy that runs this joint. I tell ya. Tenants always complaining. During the Ice Age, they asked me to turn up the heat. Now its 'global warming.' What gives?"

Finished: 4/12/14 @ 09:41
suiathon's photo


Finished: 4/26/17 @ 21:37
Jimbeau's photo

I dated a girl once by the name of Debbie Teeth who went by the nickname Spooky Tooth. Seems that I broke her heart, so she busted my jaw, and I had to eat my food through a straw.

Finished: 5/4/20 @ 07:09
Ariax's photo

In retrospect, telling a child to look after something so private probably was a mistake. It would be like asking a fox to look after a chicken coop. Almost immediately I decided

Finished: 11/29/11 @ 09:36
murielschipp's photo

I wasn't sure how to handle this. Being stuck on a class A Kitty Hawk that ran out of plasma had to be serious. The thing was completely dead, except from a voice repeating 'Warnin

Finished: 2/21/12 @ 12:43
inatick's photo

I counted the items in the small plastic bag again. "Nope. I have two bolts when I only need one bolt and I'm missing a small screw", I scanned the hieroglyphs in the instructions

Finished: 5/20/13 @ 21:38
lucielucie's photo

Whatever you do, don't crack up. Just try to hold it together until we both calm down enough to

Finished: 10/16/14 @ 12:27
lucielucie's photo

Being pansexual doesn't mean having sex with pots & pans. I learnt this the hard way and my ban from the Kitchen Dept in Harrods is beyond harsh. The government of Qatar will recei

Finished: 10/29/16 @ 22:41
Flopp's photo

Zombies are functioning members of our society, just like you and me. Now I don't want to hear any complaints about prejudice, because after all, we are all equal. Except they get

Finished: 12/7/18 @ 19:58