vberruz's photo

I'm so lazy at work that I don't even bother to get up to pee. Instead, I

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shadow28's photo

I just knew it! The one time I did not need any witnesses to my embarassing acts, she

Finished: 5/22/10 @ 23:39
ben's photo

Looking around all he saw were turkeys. Six-foot tall, wild turkeys. He'd been cornered. Now, all he could do was

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AmyKrav's photo

Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule have clearly fueled his need to please.

Finished: 5/23/10 @ 20:14
chew116's photo

So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

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HylaMae's photo

I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes. This one told me that I would

Finished: 6/3/10 @ 09:17
bethike's photo

Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

Finished: 6/4/10 @ 11:45
noah's photo

I had been locked in the trunk for about an hour when I heard noises outside. I had no idea where I was. Finally the

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wauch's photo

I am always amazed that when I pick my nose in public I get that look. As if it is so foreign to people. Why don't they

Finished: 7/13/10 @ 20:30
noah's photo

It was just me and Budweiser on Green Street, waiting for the girls to show. Johnny Cash was singing about roses and

Finished: 7/19/10 @ 14:36