SlimWhitman's photo
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"Grok, tell joke. How many Neanderthals it take to make fire?"

Finished: 4/3/20 @ 22:28
MoralEnd's photo
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Toledo. Crap and Heaven. Before I bleed to death, I would like to tell my tale. It begins in a sinkhole near

Finished: 4/3/20 @ 21:56
moolalasnap's photo
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OMG... I just woke up in a room full of naked people. That's the third time this week it's happened. Then there was the cheesy fry incident. Clearly the LSD was beginnning to ta

Finished: 4/3/20 @ 11:23
Jesrin's photo
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When my hamster started having philosophical discussions with me over dinner, I knew it was time to sell him to the neighbors next door.

Finished: 4/3/20 @ 00:44
Xenothiel's photo
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Bob went outside for a walk, he hadn't seen the sun in days. The bright sun forced him to squint as he walked along the sidewalk. Few cars passed by him as he explored the world.

Finished: 3/29/20 @ 19:44
jaju's photo
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I feel my heart actually crumpling up, eating itself. She was taking too long with the antedote. If Jes doesn't hurry, I'll be dead within minutes.My last words to Justin were "You

Finished: 3/29/20 @ 15:28
leedog1515's photo
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The wise old man stroked his beard and stared coldly at me as if he was burning the answer in my soul.

Finished: 3/29/20 @ 13:02
49erFaithful's photo
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Mind reading is very real & anyone can do it. You just need total concentration & practice. Try it at your next family function. You'll need to stare directly at them for at least

Finished: 3/27/20 @ 20:26
lucielucie's photo
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Josh from work was forced by necessity to buy a pint at The Famous Cock in Highbury last Tuesday. He told me this in an email even though he was sitting at the desk abutting mine

Finished: 3/27/20 @ 15:42
MoralEnd's photo
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The depressed termite had had enough of wood. Wood, wood wood. That's all anyone ate around here. What about osso buco? What about

Finished: 3/27/20 @ 15:30