49erFaithful's photo

Some people call me a space cowboy, some call me a dad or a bastard. Some people call me boss, some yell and say 'Hey ref!' I'm a worker, I'm a shirker, I'm a French fry berserker,

Finished: 3/14/20 @ 09:00
Deaks's photo

Hello, my name is Arnold.

Finished: 3/13/20 @ 03:23
jayursus's photo

"Who'd like to start?" ."I would" said the the young man next to me. As he stood, light from the open window stuck him and he began to sparkle. "Hi, I'm Edward, and I'm a Lame

Finished: 3/12/20 @ 14:57
DarkandTwist's photo

Today was the day it would stop. Yes today was the day for it to stop. It should of never started in the first place.

Finished: 3/7/20 @ 23:05
49erFaithful's photo

A great deal of confusion could certainly have been avoided if the organizers of the inaugural skin cancer prevention awareness gala hadn't titled the conference: ForSkin!

Finished: 3/7/20 @ 23:01
Winny's photo

The 21st century is characterized by the ubiquitous presence of technology in everyday life. New generation students are surrounded by computer related instruments and will

Finished: 3/7/20 @ 15:08
LordVacuity's photo

I thought it was pretty cool just to be in the twilight but I just found out that we're also in the Twilight Zone. That gives this everlasting twilight a whole different backstory.

Finished: 3/6/20 @ 07:54
mauro90153's photo

Having ran for hours, Sam knew that the only way he could prevent the moon from crashing into his home town of Sunnydale was to

Finished: 3/5/20 @ 14:24
SlimWhitman's photo

A lady friend of mine recently told me one of those facts during lunch, that's just too much information at the wrong time..Apparently we eat about 5 spiders a month while we sleep

Finished: 3/5/20 @ 14:10
Magenta_Day's photo

"There you are" I say, dropping the small parcel into his greedy, cherubic, little hand. "Three cherry cordials belonging to Marie Antoinette herself...you may want to open that in

Finished: 3/5/20 @ 04:41