BlastedHeath's photo
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BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical folds day after day. The FS medics sprang into action. They strapped him down on a large table just before he started to froth and conv

Finished: 1/4/18 @ 23:04
SlimWhitman's photo
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Hubert was wearing no shirt and mashed a cream pie in the customs agents face. The monkey in his pants tickled his

Finished: 12/29/17 @ 12:37
jaw2ek's photo
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A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.

Finished: 12/27/17 @ 00:39
tinybox's photo
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I've been staying up until one a.m, and that's only when I head upstairs, I usually don't fall asleep until much later. There's this anxious feeling. I dunno.

Finished: 1/3/18 @ 13:34
tinybox's photo
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so there is a reasonable explanation for all of this: it wasn't my fault because it was DESTINY i tell you, DESTINY. it was fate that had me eat your pudding cup, FATE!

Finished: 1/13/18 @ 22:52
tinybox's photo
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This is a message saying that the government has NOT been taken over by mutant moth men from outer space. That will be all.

Finished: 12/23/17 @ 21:20
SlimWhitman's photo
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Oh YES! Go to the Falls!! Grab a cab and spend $50 as he shows you the town. Be sure to visit a nearby winery and taste a perfect crop of Ice Wine!!!

Finished: 1/3/18 @ 00:43
rahulm's photo
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I was doing roller blading in the park , SUDDENLY, I SAW ONE OF MY FRIEND. HE ASKED ME' RAHUL HOW IS THE WEATHER ? IT IS SCORCHING HEAT , IN THIS HEAT I MAY GET SUN BURN AND ....

Finished: 1/13/18 @ 13:08
rahulm's photo
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when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

Finished: 12/21/17 @ 16:22
SlimWhitman's photo
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I'm allergic to walnuts, wheat gluten, cats, poinsettias, postage stamp adhesive, every ingredient in beer except water, DependĀ® undergarments, dust mite turds, wookie fur,

Finished: 1/7/18 @ 15:23