Perronicus's photo

Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that

Finished: 2/7/20 @ 03:52
MoralEnd's photo

When the mists cleared Captain Jack sparrow saw the other boat. It was a coast guard ship. No doubt there were snipers on board. He should never have joined up with Ethiopian

Finished: 2/6/20 @ 20:47
lucielucie's photo

I counted the homemade meatballs in my homemade chilli sauce and froze. I was dealing with a prime number.

Finished: 2/21/20 @ 18:55
SlimWhitman's photo

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. Future events such as these will affect you in the future.

Finished: 2/10/20 @ 22:29
SherbertHead's photo

You and me are in a lot of trouble, and somebody's gonna burst our bubble. Your husband, my wife. My marriage, your life. So we went to Maine out on the east coast that very night

Finished: 1/30/20 @ 18:28
49erFaithful's photo

Something interesting is happening here. Have you noticed? The seemingly endless supply of letters, words, and language is running out. There are only so many available. With each

Finished: 2/10/20 @ 13:17
PurpleProf's photo

What ever happened to Ms. Inatick, the clever cricket-loving Australian lass who is so fond of personifying inanimate objects? Mr. Spatula, what have done to our friend?

Finished: 2/4/20 @ 12:53
BlastedHeath's photo

Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his other mother's eyes, and Uncle Pete's and his friend Tony's eyes, but otherwise he was disappointingly common and nondescript. Rosemary's

Finished: 2/14/20 @ 14:26
jayursus's photo

The crazy old coot in the landspeeder was right, those WEREN'T the droids we were looking for! Though, for a second there, they kind of looked a little bit like them - I mean, one

Finished: 2/7/20 @ 15:17
Crazydance's photo

My cup failed me.

Finished: 1/29/20 @ 14:34