Gibber's photo

Flotilla Bathos was languishing in the windowless desiderium one morning when the butler brought in her daily salmanazar of wine. "How is your prolapse today, madam?" "Chives, what

Finished: 1/13/21 @ 19:48
Mattlover's photo

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

Finished: 12/25/20 @ 12:09
rahulm's photo

i decided to go with my friends to the farm , when we got there, suddenly i smell something like hay burning when i look closely towards me i saw a alive scarecrow in fire......

Finished: 12/22/20 @ 17:24
Jimbeau's photo

How to make America great...again. 1--bring back nickel beer at football games. 2--only hire women who have naturally humongous breasts to work at Hooters. 3--Make the wolf whistle

Finished: 1/19/21 @ 20:23
Kaskonians's photo

I bet all of the money in my bank account that no one will continue this story.....

Finished: 12/22/20 @ 17:27
49erFaithful's photo

Joaquin Dix scanned the field. He saw Hakeem Nicks come open across the middle just as Akiem Hicks hit him from behind. Akeem tackled Hakeem while Akiem roughed up Joaquin.

Finished: 1/20/21 @ 22:27
Rbd's photo

"Mother, when are our cousins expected to arrive?"

Finished: 1/13/21 @ 19:27
LunaSta's photo

"Unlike you, a bully- I'm a s u g a r pie h o n e y bunch."

Finished: 1/14/21 @ 19:41
osraizon's photo

Every time Madame Banane entered the bowl of shredded wheats, she became engulfed in a milky whirlpool. Sick of always swimming around, she decided to make a clean break.

Finished: 1/19/21 @ 20:31