aubreyknight's photo

I once had a dream of huge worms with sharp teeth. They ate human meat. I ran and ran. But everywhere I went the worms were there.

Finished: 7/22/17 @ 11:21
Corcor904's photo

My brain stung like a bee colony was floating around up there. But I took more pills, turned up the radio as I slammed on the gas pedal. I had a wedding I needed to destroy quickly

Finished: 7/19/17 @ 08:20
49erFaithful's photo

"Anything liquid, flammable, perishable, or hazardous in here sir?" "Nope, just a book." Inside was a fruit salad mixed with gasoline stored in a glass bowl. I was sending my ex

Finished: 7/18/17 @ 20:25
buddyboy4711's photo

Take it from me: if your recent folds are all about food, you should unskip lunch. Similarly, if they're all about unrequited love, find yourself a sock (I splurge on argyle) and

Finished: 7/21/17 @ 12:50
feecarr's photo

The sun was shinning, the birds singing but William was in a foul mood. He stalked his way across the paddock the object of his rage coming closer with each

Finished: 7/9/17 @ 11:42
DSiDewd's photo

Borking Bade is a telecommunications show about two high school English teachers who team up to cook coke. They get Judge Isnt Goodatallman to back them up in court when they get

Finished: 7/12/17 @ 15:16
TrixieAlba's photo

There were man like Bob Change, for Bob Change lived up to his name. And not, mind me, on the political way. Bob would come, and Change would follow, like a thurderstorme in Kansas

Finished: 7/21/17 @ 17:51
SlimWhitman's photo

Hitragzutus was a minor demon responsible for making shower curtains cling to people while they showered. He longed to be assigned a higher torment by Beelzebub.

Finished: 7/22/17 @ 11:30
earthquakes's photo

He'd always lived for the little things in life: letting his dog shit in someone else's yard, putting perishable items where they'd surely perish when shopping. But he never though

Finished: 6/26/17 @ 20:30
Albatross's photo

Twice upon a time, mortals had two lives. One life was played out on Earth, and the other was played out in a dreamscape. All was well until one day, it merged into one reality.

Finished: 7/20/17 @ 20:00