jtuckerdunn's photo
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This was my fourth time trying to make the jump. I knew I could do it this time, I got a running start and jumped into the air. The first thing that crossed my mind when I realized

Finished: 8/29/19 @ 22:46
Gibber's photo
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I've got it: "Suddenly and for no apparent reason, a troop of mutant clowns with Viagra-cream pies shows up on a stolen flatulence powered amphibious ATV." Another perfect fold!

Finished: 9/4/19 @ 15:04
MoralEnd's photo
59

He stroked his facial hair. Flashes popped. The press leaned in. The pause was like a silent avalanche. Then the musician said, "I call it Post-Electric Samba Folk."

Finished: 9/18/19 @ 11:45
BlastedHeath's photo
58

Amanda Widdershins looked around at her new apartment: modern, reasonably well made, good view of the city lights, but sterile somehow compared to the farmhouse she had sold. She

Finished: 9/8/19 @ 17:50
SlimWhitman's photo
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My uncle was obsequious, purple & clairvoyant, pompous, obese & ate cactus, dull, boring & omnipresent & criticized things he didn't know about. "He needs his knees removed!" said

Finished: 9/8/19 @ 17:46
SlimWhitman's photo
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The men in white painter overalls pulled on smurf masks & entered the jewelry store. A woman in a smurfette mask yelled. "Everyone on the floor. This is a smurf up!" & brandished

Finished: 9/14/19 @ 20:55
49erFaithful's photo
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We'd watched Stripes, Full Metal Jacket, crushed a few too many beers & put in work on a handle of Jack. I said "Seriously; don't do it. Canada has free health care & nice breezes.

Finished: 9/13/19 @ 12:57
BlastedHeath's photo
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Heyman Boyd mused as the shuttle transited a dark matter tendril to another venue in the galactic mesh. "The words of the microflora are written on the ..." Meat travelers were mo

Finished: 9/4/19 @ 15:01
Debber's photo
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She told everybody her name was Ma Bell, but who knew if that was true or not? Out in the wasteland it didn't matter what you called yourself, as long as you pulled your weight.

Finished: 9/5/19 @ 14:58
cheshire's photo
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I thought our love would last forever...Instead I got what felt like the reality check of the century

Finished: 9/8/19 @ 17:34