Chaz's photo
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What would he need to take on the Appalachian Trail? So far he had one tube of anchovy paste, a can of Manwich Bold, a box of turkey dressing, and a cheddarwurst.

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 12:36
buddyboy4711's photo
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Bears had gods too, y'know. According to my research at Spitsbergen, Thor Bear was widely feared/worshipped amongst Norse polars. Heathen salmon were offed in the name of Thor Bear

Finished: 10/6/17 @ 10:56
poorhexapus's photo
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On the first day of terror, my stalker gave to me my ID picture weirdly sticky. On the second day of terror, my stalker gave to me

Finished: 10/4/17 @ 10:53
Futique's photo
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Echo implies a bounded space. Even if open, obstruction present.

Finished: 9/29/17 @ 16:49
MoralEnd's photo
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Agent Spitfire Wannamaker, this message if from the Deep Undercover Bureau of Secrecy (D.U.B.S.). For your eyes only. Contains Mission. Will self-destruck in 5 minutes. You must

Finished: 10/5/17 @ 22:20
Futique's photo
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I pretended to pretend that I was pretending but I couldn't pretend that I could pretend that well. They all admitted that they had seen me in that state. Why no heads up? Friends

Finished: 9/24/17 @ 11:28
seedy's photo
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In conclusion, let me simply say, I never agreed to be ruled by these reptiles, regardless of their race, sex, party, or style of bullshit. Any resemblance between my prudential

Finished: 10/15/17 @ 17:33
Chaz's photo
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Jumping on the bar top in my platform shoes, I realized I was a different person than I thought I was.

Finished: 10/7/17 @ 16:08
MoralEnd's photo
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Now that Yoda was gone, the Degobah system was all his. Finally. No more kowtowing to the "Jedi Master." He was free to do whatever he wanted with this boggy paradise

Finished: 9/23/17 @ 21:49
MoralEnd's photo
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"Two more sequential black-outs, a meatfest, and then three different shades of self-loathing and a car, and just like that I was a roadie for Danzig." The crowd clapped.

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 12:43