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"A napkin? Psh, I'm GOOD at transferring food from a plate to my mouth via my hands." Seconds later, BBQ sauce dripped into pa's lap. He needed an excuse, so he faked an injury.

Finished: 5/13/20 @ 15:07
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"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time. I don't mind you hanging out and talking in your sleep. I guess you're just what I needed."

Finished: 5/22/20 @ 14:59
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Helicopter Mummy kept her children on track. Surely three minutes on the swingset would be enough for 8-yr-old Jeff to register that memory. His future in Tana-leave cultivation de

Finished: 5/19/20 @ 21:42
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As my accomplices and I faced Utah's firing squad, I liked my chances. Not only was I short, but I was also discreetly wearing a kevlar body suit. Playing dead in 3, 2, 1..."Fire!"

Finished: 5/22/20 @ 12:14
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"Miss Wong,yoa velvet kitty iiiz possess by bad spiriiiiit. Hong Luong ken cure dat. See maiii poten tiga stick is shua fayaa ghost busting dong. Just need to shoo shoo dem ghost

Finished: 5/21/20 @ 22:36
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Now, this Magic is one you have never seen before, it is a literary magic called Haiku Pocus.

Finished: 5/15/20 @ 15:51
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The President apparently had no idea that thousands, perhaps millions had been slaughtered by his forces. "Well, hi-de-ho, then," he exulted in a remarkably brief press conf

Finished: 5/16/20 @ 10:20
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“Why you love me more than your family” Lilly asked. “I love you because you are my hero Lilly.”

Finished: 5/28/20 @ 11:10
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Little did she know by stepping across the threshold of the old country house she would start to discover the dark secret surround her birth family.

Finished: 5/3/20 @ 06:20
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On the far left, the Orion's belt looking three spots partially obscured by clouds are, from the top: South Bend, Fort Wayne (where I was born) in Indiana, and Lima, Ohio. It's a

Finished: 5/23/20 @ 21:05