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A matter of degrees is how I characterized the whole affair. At the end of the day there was a point tally to determine which of the men was allowed to bathe the zombie women, & fo

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The dew of the almond trees sappling branches reflected the Moon's silver light, as Inspector Antonio Vermillingua followed the ant trail along the Villas crumbling perimeter wall

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DarkandTwist's photo
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Lucy Van pelt was arrested for imitating a psephologist. It was the time of her court case. Charlie Brown was the first witness and he

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jayursus's photo
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In retrospect, the idea of glass toilet paper, while appealing in some respects, perhaps was not of his more thought-out inventions, nor had the sandpaper variety caught on as much

Finished: 5/21/18 @ 13:06
SlimWhitman's photo
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Tired of boyfriends who don't understand your needs? Husbands who sit on the sofa & drink beer? Meet Adam, off-the-shelf Individuality. Just download your desired partners personal

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 06:49
pallavi's photo
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Once upon a time there was a girl, she lived in a town, she had a favourite book called "Tinkie Winkie". One day she was invited to a party. She had to read her book there. not why

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 21:41
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Ever have one of those moments when you just go "Fuck life" that you're more naive than you are, or to be swallowed up by the floor? Once upon a time Joe was having this same probl

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 08:00
seinundzeit's photo
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The premise of my new poem 'After the Next Word: Nothing' is a complete lie and we all know it but you're going to buy it anyway. I really need the money. Boats are not free.

Finished: 6/4/18 @ 20:17
mrsdonnelly's photo
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Hello Mary what are you doing today.

Finished: 5/22/18 @ 12:49
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You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!

Finished: 6/11/18 @ 12:53