Chaz's photo
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AGAIN! as if your LIFE depended on it! HEAD, shoulders, KNEES and TOES! KNEES and TOES! AGAIN!

Finished: 8/2/17 @ 10:04
kaskonian2's photo
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It was an amazing morning and everything was going out fine in my morning walks.Then from the no where someone pops out saying, " Hi Rachel, how are you?" The worst thing is that

Finished: 8/21/17 @ 20:54
RowenFenwick's photo
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I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 09:42
SlimWhitman's photo
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Punxsutawney Phil finished his survey of the satellite images & entered the data into his weather forecasting program. Then he took the elevator of his underground penthouse to the

Finished: 8/1/17 @ 13:48
Chaz's photo
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"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" The response from the audience was a muted, "Yeah, I guess so." "What happened to the head bangers?" wondered the lead singer.

Finished: 8/21/17 @ 00:12
buddyboy4711's photo
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At the castle gate, the French army waited to lay siege. Inside, the English had run out of frankincense. "Can someone PLEASE dump the lair pots outside?" the King asked. An archer

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 11:25
Mako's photo
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The Nodos put on an apron. The cake was done. It was a very big cake. It was baked in a relativistic jet emitted from a black-hole the Nodos had made, this quantum cake.

Finished: 8/18/17 @ 23:35
49erFaithful's photo
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Seamus was actively guarding Roxanne to avoid being cuckolded. When Todd approached he used a deceptive alarm call to disrupt the extrapair copulation attempt toward his mate.

Finished: 8/9/17 @ 22:17
49erFaithful's photo
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"Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such a puss Bob! The SEC will never notice Bob! That's what you said! You screwed me you bastard! I'm finished!" "Lower your voice Bob" He ope

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 21:08
DanMars's photo
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"Oh my... it looks like a hard rain's a-gonna fall" Said Ma Gerita. "May the wrath of god and water and wind wash me away, and take me out of this misery", replied Father Jerry

Finished: 8/15/17 @ 20:53