MangoMania's photo


Finished: 9/29/17 @ 13:25
Jessballard's photo

There once was a boy who wanted a friend. He wasn't sure how to go about asking someone to be his friend.

Finished: 10/12/17 @ 16:00
SlimWhitman's photo

Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again & had terrible gas. She expected illustrious company for an important session of gastromancy. Plato was consulting the Oracle of Delphi

Finished: 9/24/17 @ 20:45
49erFaithful's photo

During a heatwave on a trip to Thailand I contracted malaria. In my delirium I'd written my fiance: Got jungle fever, bad. So hot. Need to stay extra 2 weeks to replenish fluids.

Finished: 9/30/17 @ 09:46
E.harwood11's photo

Once upon a time there was an man who lived high up on a mountain that overlooked a village. Every so often villagers who would travel up the mountain, but would never return.

Finished: 10/19/17 @ 04:25
SlimWhitman's photo

Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when he rode his horse into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and lassoed up

Finished: 10/4/17 @ 10:41
Chaz's photo

Evaporated cane syrup. Really? You think we are dumb enough at this co-op to not know that this is sugar? Gluten-free? Milk-free? Fat-free? Is there anything left in this food?

Finished: 10/4/17 @ 11:04
LunaSta's photo

𝔸𝕃𝕃 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 π”Ύπ•ƒπ•€π•‹π•‹π”Όβ„π•Š π•€π•Š 𝔾𝕆𝕃𝔻 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 π•₯𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕀 π•₯𝕙𝕒π•₯ π•₯𝕙𝕒π•₯ 𝕀 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕒π•₯ π•₯𝕙𝕖 π•’π•¦π••π•šπ•₯π• π•£π•šπ•¦π•ž 𝕀𝕒π•₯𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕒π•ͺ π•Ÿπ•šπ•˜π•™π•₯.

Finished: 9/29/17 @ 15:36
nonwinged's photo

The woolen scarf was itchy. It was the embodiment of the reason why I didn't believe in love. You had to lie to people you cared about. "Yes, I like your scarf, honey".

Finished: 9/27/17 @ 15:46
Perronicus's photo

"This should sort your addiction." Said the doctor as he dangled the carrot in front of Nate's eyes. Hand-cuffing him to the chair, he said "Give it a few days and you'll be sick o

Finished: 10/5/17 @ 10:50