jayursus's photo
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After the couch lifted off the ground 6" and the china flew off the shelves and shattered, Megan read the label closely. There it was in tiny print: "May cause telekinesis."

Finished: 5/31/17 @ 22:45
SlimWhitman's photo
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The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating

Finished: 5/27/17 @ 13:55
MoralEnd's photo
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The nurse opened the note it said, "Don't tell the surgeon but he's operating on a werewolf."

Finished: 6/3/17 @ 23:50
BlastedHeath's photo
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Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 13:16
lostpoet's photo
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Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase

Finished: 6/1/17 @ 17:47
jayursus's photo
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The crowd fell silent as a dour-looking nun took the stage with a microphone. "Hello all, and welcome to St. Michael and St. John's Elementary 3rd grade production of 'Equus'.

Finished: 6/19/17 @ 21:37
BlastedHeath's photo
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As I looked out on the frozen, blood splattered wasteland from our glass tower, I thought of Mae and Ebola and days gone by, long before Ophelia and Pneumosplat. The birds of Mars

Finished: 6/10/17 @ 21:23
BlastedHeath's photo
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"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 15:14
GreenBanana's photo
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"Yeah, Suri, she's our baby." No Tom, you're not fit to be a parent. You're a terrible human being. You're a whacked out, insecure shrimp scientologist. And I'll tell you what Tom,

Finished: 5/28/17 @ 00:32
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Roast the broomstick. Fiddle. Bury the bone. Nookie. Makin' bacon. Hiding the bishop. Boom-boom.

Finished: 6/7/17 @ 06:56