Flopp's photo

Zombies are functioning members of our society, just like you and me. Now I don't want to hear any complaints about prejudice, because after all, we are all equal. Except they get

Finished: 12/7/18 @ 18:58
lucielucie's photo

"The trouble with you Brits," Zac the US intern opined, "is that you don't say what you mean." "I say exactly what I mean but you don't understand what I'm saying." I retorted. Zac

Finished: 11/24/18 @ 11:45
somesuch's photo

I told myself I would never do it even as I knew I would if I told myself to. But would I? I hadn't given myself anything but heartache since... there was a time. Besides, I wasn't

Finished: 11/26/18 @ 06:02
PurpleProf's photo

Barry Manilow stole into my room last night at 3 a.m. At first I thought it was a dream, but when he crawled into my bed & began singing "Mandy," I knew something was up.

Finished: 11/23/18 @ 16:34
curryma's photo

I have too many skeletons and not enough space to keep them.

Finished: 12/13/18 @ 12:21
natkola's photo

If I were a bird I'd fly away.

Finished: 12/9/18 @ 19:05
m80's photo

The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc

Finished: 11/28/18 @ 18:19
_Origami_'s photo

Kane stared into the inter dimensional portal, into the abyss, her demise. “Walk forward, ma’am.” She was told. She didn’t want to die, to freeze or suffocate in space...

Finished: 11/22/18 @ 23:12
SlimWhitman's photo

Ug was tired of being the scapegoat for bad hunt magic & promised Thag two bear skins & a nearly new flint arrow head to kill the Shaman. "Thag gonna tell Shaman if you don't give

Finished: 11/29/18 @ 19:27
jgkau's photo

It all began one dark, dark, stormy night...

Finished: 11/27/18 @ 02:12