jayursus's photo
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She worked in the newborn crating line, snuggling the wee babes into the packing peanuts, shushing them as she closed the packaging, then quietly running the taper along the open

Finished: 12/19/18 @ 06:06
James's photo
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Once upon a time, a girl named Chris was walking down the road. However, the road was lava. Chris fell in the lava road and ended up in a coma. When Chris woke up, she smelt tacos.

Finished: 12/15/18 @ 18:29
aaron's photo
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"No, I'm serious, mom. I'm a meth addict." There was a long pause. "And so is

Finished: 12/15/18 @ 13:50
inatick's photo
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Dopestrong and Alberto Cuntador raced in the Tour De Dope to gain fame and fortune. The competition in men's road racing was tough and sponsors paid

Finished: 12/9/18 @ 16:00
LordVacuity's photo
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I guess this one is about that languid goodbye you and Francoise had out in the boathouse last night. As your husband I must protest that he kept you our much to late. You were sw

Finished: 11/21/18 @ 01:49
#NUMBER1PLAY's photo
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When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

Finished: 12/13/18 @ 12:08
lucielucie's photo
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This is the saddest story I have ever heard.

Finished: 12/15/18 @ 13:58
inatick's photo
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Dr Crud made his first incision with a scapel into the little girl's chest only to discover the patient was filled with sugar and spice and all things nice. Amy's twin brother need

Finished: 12/14/18 @ 18:37
SlimWhitman's photo
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Bone diddly. Bone diddly boo bop. Bone diddly boo bop a sham bam boo.

Finished: 12/9/18 @ 18:18
SlimWhitman's photo
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"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV" said Dr. Mendacium. It was how he started his 1 hr infomercial "How to Confuse Others & Get Rich." By the end of the hour he'd hypnotised

Finished: 12/2/18 @ 09:13