"Sorry sir, the country on this passport doesn't exist." The airport clerk hands back the document. "But I've lived there my entire life, how is that possible?" Gerald flails,
There was once a ghost. The ghost's name was Dennis. This ghost was highly curious, living in his barrel on the sidewalk. One day he saw a fedora-wearing squirrel and decided to
Har ni någon gång googlat på ordet döskallesjal?
It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,
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The Dipsy Doodle is a new roller coaster that promises zigzag turns translating into 40 Gs of force, enough to make it feel like you’re being squashed in between 2 sheets of steel.