Servant's photo
46

Today, I will glue a price tag on an 800 pound barbell, carry it to the supermarket, lay it down on the far end of a cash register's conveyer belt. People will notice something is

Finished: 12/16/17 @ 10:28
SlimWhitman's photo
41

I am afraid of parked cars with curve feelers, two toed sloths, windshield wipers that move outwards simultaneously, bad stand-up comedians, surly drive-in attendants,

Finished: 12/16/17 @ 00:49
ellierany's photo
43

When the war ended, Derek left the army and spent his war pension on plastic surgery. At first

Finished: 12/15/17 @ 20:23
PurpleProf's photo
43

The white elephant gift exchange party at the office holiday party was an utter disaster. The problem started when Sven didn't understand the colloquialism and showed up with a

Finished: 12/15/17 @ 17:35
MadWorld's photo
30

We are whirling and twirling out of control, but everything is under control. We are always being controlled, even when we don't know it. Someone has control of the controller.

Finished: 12/14/17 @ 14:33
MoralEnd's photo
43

This is my Justice Masterpiece.

Finished: 12/14/17 @ 00:01
SlimWhitman's photo
46

"Am I a sexy pillow?"

Finished: 12/13/17 @ 23:52
SlimWhitman's photo
41

The buzzer rang. A man wearing odd headgear with multiple zoom lenses stood at the door. "Hi there. You've won a free mapping of your residence for google@home." "Wow, great!"

Finished: 12/13/17 @ 23:47
SlimWhitman's photo
38

The whole family had agreed, so here he was lying on a beach chair Christmas eve watching the surf come in on the beach. "I miss snow" he said. Strangely a moment later a snowflake

Finished: 12/13/17 @ 23:40
Raptor's photo
39

For some die-hards, the true heartland of thrash metal is not the Bay Area, but Germany, home of Toutonic Terrors, Kreator, Sodom, and Destruction.

Finished: 12/13/17 @ 21:09