tinybox's photo
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so there is a reasonable explanation for all of this: it wasn't my fault because it was DESTINY i tell you, DESTINY. it was fate that had me eat your pudding cup, FATE!

Finished: 1/13/18 @ 22:52
rahulm's photo
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I was doing roller blading in the park , SUDDENLY, I SAW ONE OF MY FRIEND. HE ASKED ME' RAHUL HOW IS THE WEATHER ? IT IS SCORCHING HEAT , IN THIS HEAT I MAY GET SUN BURN AND ....

Finished: 1/13/18 @ 13:08
49erFaithful's photo
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OK, here's the deal. You get: all the beer you can drink, all the weed you can smoke, all the food you can eat, unlimited multimedia entertainment and $40,000. I get:

Finished: 1/11/18 @ 04:03
dw03505's photo
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mjsjshfuguif

Finished: 1/12/18 @ 15:16
buddyboy4711's photo
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I’m not a one-of-a-kind. According to the stamp on my birth certificate, I’m a “Limited Edition '94 Bob Vantz”. The other 19 Bob Vantz’s that were produced are scattered throughout

Finished: 1/11/18 @ 10:20
SlimWhitman's photo
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"John Jacob Jinglemeyer Schmidt... His name is my name too..." woke him from a fitful dream. It didn't help that his name was John Jacob Jinglemeyer Schmidt. John opened the window

Finished: 1/14/18 @ 19:09
DarkandTwist's photo
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Mickey and Minnie Mouse had just broken it up. It was awful!

Finished: 1/13/18 @ 20:56
MsG's photo
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"Out out damn spot", she cried out helplessly

Finished: 1/11/18 @ 18:34
MoralEnd's photo
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"Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist, and I really want to finish this article, a friend of mine wrote it, so... " "Don't let me stand in you

Finished: 1/15/18 @ 07:36
xojackiexo's photo
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He grinned at me, a devilish grin and not the handsome kind but the kind that made your blood boil. The only thing holding me back were theses chains.

Finished: 1/15/18 @ 16:32