SlimWhitman's photo
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I propose that the town of "North Pole" shall be henceforth known by the name "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Furthermore during voting on this measure affirmation shall be indicated by the phrase

Finished: 10/16/17 @ 00:01
GreenBanana's photo
49

In the beginning, dog created the heaven and the earth and saw that it was doog. On the seventh day, dog rested.

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 19:22
priyajedi's photo
45

"So how was the zombie apocalypse?" My friend asked me. "There was gunfire everywhere, and the zombies were dropping like flies..." I replied, my eyes misting as I reminisced

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 17:15
pupypup's photo
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Once upon a time, there was a dolphin in the ocean, his name was Johny. He had two tails.... and not being a fox that knows a hedghog, he had no place in life... He had to fix

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 17:33
Jesrin's photo
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He was a slobbish lowlife. He lounged around on his couch all day, downing a few bags of potato chips every few minutes. One day, his life changed when a young salesman arrived at

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 18:10
MoralEnd's photo
39

"Two more sequential black-outs, a meatfest, and then three different shades of self-loathing and a car, and just like that I was a roadie for Danzig." The crowd clapped.

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 12:43
E.harwood11's photo
38

Once upon a time there was an man who lived high up on a mountain that overlooked a village. Every so often villagers who would travel up the mountain, but would never return.

Finished: 10/19/17 @ 04:25
49erFaithful's photo
32

The aliens came again last night. I know because my pajamas were all wet bunched in a corner of the room and I had on a fresh dry pair when I woke up. Third time this week.

Finished: 10/18/17 @ 18:31
papacake's photo
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I couldn't believe it's simplicity. How'd they manage to get it so small? I kept asking myself over and over again "What if I just take it?" I saw the security guard, he was

Finished: 10/19/17 @ 18:45
ginger's photo
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It is friendly and polite to say "Hello" when you see someone you know. In the morning you can say "Good morning" or when you pass someone in the hall you can say "HI".

Finished: 10/15/17 @ 23:49