1 PurpleProf's photo

“My God! I’m hideous! Look away! Look away you bastard!” :)  But then the sad ending. Poor Rosie O’Donnell.

2 SlimWhitman's photo

Don’t worry about Rosie. Her inner world is boundless.

3 lucielucie's photo

This reminded me of the J Donne quote ‘Yet nothing can to nothing fall’ - the end bit, I mean, not the vagina part - I haven’t got a quote for that.

4 hamstak's photo

Any quote for that would likely begin “There once was a man from Nantucket…”

5 lucielucie's photo

Hahaha hamstak!

6 49erFaithful's photo

I believe it was Robespierre who said “What’s in a name? That which we call a bearded clam by any other name would smell as sweet”
Wait ... is that right?

7 lucielucie's photo

lol - sounds good to me, 49er. I knew I’d sound like a bit of a twonk putting that quote up.

8 49erFaithful's photo

Hey, more power to ya lucie!  I appreciate bringing a bit of intellect into the mix. It’s just so much easier to play the wiseass….

To your health!

10 lucielucie's photo

Inspired by Chaz, I read out this story - it’s not bad read out loud. Hope the link works…

11 KieferSkunk's photo

Nice!  I’m going to have to do a reading of a couple of my favorites now..

12 Chaz's photo

LucieLucie! Your voice is very lyrical. I enjoyed your reading!

13 lucielucie's photo

Ta KieferSkunk & Chaz. Looking forward to other stories… just sayin…

14 KieferSkunk's photo

I’m jumping on the bandwagon - here’s a reading of one my recent favorites. :)  Linked from

15 KieferSkunk's photo

...and just did another one here:

16 KieferSkunk's photo

...okay, I promise this is the last one for now: (2)

17 BlastedHeath's photo

That was a very nice reading, lucielucie!

18 lucielucie's photo

Thanks, BlastedHeath… I hope you feel a reading coming on!

19 MoralEnd's photo

Fantastic read Lucielucie. It was a casserole of passion and concentrated intensity.  Your reading’s only peer was the manifold zany creativity that only this game can produce.

20 lucielucie's photo

Thanks MoralEnd! I agree with you about the creativity of this game.

21 49erFaithful's photo

This is awesome!  Will definitely be contributing when I can.  Is there a Chaz reading out there on another thread?  Maybe I’ll find it on my own, I know I have some catching up to do…

Side note: speaking of zany creativity, if any of you haven’t heard of, or tried the game called Cards Against Humanity, I recommend giving it a go.  You can either buy the cards online or download and print them yourselves, but you won’t find them in stores.  Funny stuff.

22 lucielucie's photo

Chaz’s story is on this thread:

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