It was finally time; Without further ado

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

pasties. I knew Lady Gaga would not approve. Duct tape will have to do this time. I have to be more

the penis enlarger

she had always wanted. The bulge in "her" pants indicated that "she" had used it on more than one

sorry soul who had gone into the club looking for something and come out finding something very different. (S)he leered

accusingly at the two white rabbits with red eyes. What could they want and where had they come from? She would soon find out. Oh no! Not

another acid-trip from hell! Why oh why! But the rabbits stayed with her. She wasn't tripping. Dammit. What did they want from her? Maybe she should

ask them if they were on the dark side. "Ummm, excuse me rabbits?" The rabbits just stared at her with thirsty, bloodshot eyes and foaming at the mouth like they had rabies.

One of the rabbits did speak. "Dark side? What's that?" He sucked on his foamy pop, and commanded the rabbits to cook the girl into their rather large cake. What a strange death.