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I woke up doing math. Pizza might have been involved. If I order a large pizza should I have them cut it into 4 slices instead of 8? I don't think I can eat 8 slices but I could 4.
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My math daydream included probability. I imagined a math teacher explaining a crap game. I snickered at the thought, unable to shake the image of turd-shaped dice from my mind. But
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what if the dice were real turds? And ossified, irregular polygons? Each time you rolled the dice a piece might break off altering the probabilities. Truly a crap game! A casino
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(a reputable one, that is) would turn up its nose as such a thing. But this was Wild Bill's Buffalo Chips Casino & everyone knew that old Wild Bill didn't take sh*t from anyone.
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No Siree Bob! Wild Bill only dealt with a select few suppliers for the casino's buffet. The best-selling buffalo patties were: Microbiota Bonanza, Sriracha Scorcher, and Shroomy Su
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se, which is my personal favourite. Yes, Bob you sure do have th- where are you going,Bob?! uh Bob you can't go into the kitchen it's employes only. No not into the mayonnaise cu-
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But it was too late. Bob had already gone #3 (1+2) right in the mayonnaise curry, which digested & re-incorporated the waste, so the dish was served anyway and got 2 thumbs up from
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a pair of flies that had been sitting on the table, who had a regular YouTube show about fine fly cuisine. Bob's Terribly Tainted Mayonnaise Curry made him a big hit with gourmet
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mavens worldwide, who had a running wager as to his secret ingredient. If asked, Bob'd smile modestly & say: "A man has his duty!" It was only when his curry was linked to cases of
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dysentery that the officials had to be called. It was not a crime, only a breach of etiquette. All was well. Not like wiping your mouth with your sleeve is the end of the world.
Comments
Ahahaha SlimWhitman..That’s so funny.
By JonH2O on January 26, 2020 @ 16:28
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