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Suddenly out of the mist I saw it. A giant

  • Suddenly out of the mist I saw it. A giant goat clad in golden armour. I knelt before it and said

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  • the controller's incantation. It worked! With operation: Troll Begone phase II complete, I directed the giant goat clad in golden armour to the river's edge. Sure enough, the troll

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  • waved his failed bridge into smoke, and conjured forth a more enticing bridge for my giant goat in golden armour. TBH, I admired how his stubby, hairy fingers worked the glamoury

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  • of crochetry with two makeshift wands. My giant goat in golden armour yarnbombed in rainbow colours the troll that came growling from under the newly minted bridge.

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  • The troll was gobsmacked and bedazzled, and staggered woozily as he emerged from underneath the bridge. The giant goat continued the yarnbomb assault, in full psychedlic majesty.

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  • The yarnbombing became more and more elaborate. The goat started showing off his repertoire, knitting a wild mix of patterns around the troll's bridge. The troll became trapped in

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  • the goat's colorful yarn web. "Ha ha!" laughed the goat as the troll struggled to free itself, "Who's gonna stop me from crossing the bridge, now?" All the while, a giant spider

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  • above them in a tree was examining the goat's yarn web. Allowing for the spacing and frailty of yarn compared to a spider's web, it was remarkable. The potential! The Giant Spider

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  • Must have kidnapped and kept a goat as a sex slave in the past. Either that or it was the reincarnation of a mighty seamstress. So the legends were true. Leaping out from the trers

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  • , the creature (whatever it really was) appeared momentarily startled & then gollumped away into the dark night. Sad really, as far as legends go. Really only sew-sew.

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3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 21 2019 @ 21:29

    Oh, to be yarnbombing & gollumping in the wabe.

  2. Woab Aug 22 2019 @ 12:02

    Was the web in the wabe?

  3. LordVacuity Aug 22 2019 @ 23:17

    I don't know Woab, was the web in the wabe?

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