Some stories have all the luck. Some stories get all the breaks. Some stories have all the pain. Some stories do nothing but complain. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo Alone in a crowd on a bus, I'm day dreaming, when the guy next homeruns a manatee story, gets 10 likes and 5 new followers & theirs none for me. My names Cowboy TV. Woo woo woo woo woo! This FS site is a crock, you imbeciles! I, Cowboy TV, am the foldingest fold-slinger this side of the -- uh -- Fold River! You better start likin' and followin' or else I'm Going to not fold your stories. Period. You fold my stories, I will fold yours. Fair is fair. We are all in this together. Think about it. We're in this as a team. And as a team, this is bigger than all of us. I think we can all agree to that. So fold wisely. Fold bravely. Be the fold. Fold perfectly in an eternal moment of creation, which soon passes. Then you might regret the fold and wish to distance yourself from it. But that is illusion. You are the fold. Come into the fold, sibling, and be folded. We will attend to your every need and also empty your bank account for yea, you're the blessed, as we can tell by the folds on your face collection. Too many seem lifelike. I could swear that they are moving. I just remember why you can't join our cult. I was married to another like you. He too kept his trophies. And he had a lot of them. And he would leave them out in odd places so that his houseguests would encounter and inquire about them. And then he would drone on and on about how they were worth every penny, gave his life meaning & if everybody had just one, it would solve all the problems in the world. As good houseguests, they just nodded and smiled.

 

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1 BlastedHeath's photo

There is no fold ...

2 Woab's photo

Love it! Was there a Cowboy TV?

3 SlimWhitman's photo

Indeed there was. All his folds had to do with cowboy TV - I think the rule about abuses in the form of repetitive content was created due to his folds. You won’t find the account anymore but some old stories with his folds.

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