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Are you looking forward to moving to London?

  • Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

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  • mild? I do enjoy a good Christmas carol, but snow is just unbearable. Maybe I'd like it better if

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  • I didn't have to walk around naked in it, but such is the nature of my condition. The doctors call it

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  • stage fright, but doesn't that happen to everybody? Personally I'd feel much better if it didn't have such an effect on

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  • my libido. Once I get cold feet, its like jumping into a mountain stream - everything just

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  • turns blue, especially things without hair. Which is good because I had just paid a visit to

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  • the waxer. This should allow me to successfully appear as a smurf . My goal once I had perfected the ensemble was to

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  • bang that blond smurf. I don't remember her name, but she has the nicest blue rack and I've always wanted to

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  • just plop my face right in there. Maybe then she'd remember my name, or at least my face.

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  • Actually, she'd be seeing her own face reflecting off my bald head because I was too busy motorboating to look up. Hah!

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