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Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll

  • Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll tell you when I knew for sure. I knew you loved me when," she sighed, "you...you didn't say anything after I ate the last pop tart."

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  • "Well, Janet, keeping our feelings on the inside is what's made our relationship work." Janet went to hug Todd but caught herself and withdrew her arms. She swept crumbs in silence

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  • and tears. Those damn ingrates, she thought, envisioning her live-in grandparents chomping like hogs on their toasted pb&J's all over her ceramic tiled kitchen! Calgon, take me awa

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  • -sh!" But for some reason the magic spell failed. "Calgon take me, awake!" Still nothing. Her live-in grandparents started playing The Doors. She needed to escape, "Calgon, take me

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  • To the place de l'opera!" A ufo arrived

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  • like a flower of light which politely waited for the Place de L'Opera to clear before it blossomed. The French welcomed the UFO's disincarnate passengers as equals. They spoke of

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  • their great WWII triumph, and how they saved "zoze krezzy Amereekenz" from certain defeat, and how their "Rezeestance" singlehandedly made a fool of Rommel. The Martians nodded

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  • ; everyone of them having heard the story since they were larvae they all heard the same cadence which they punctuated with their nods. The Martians revealed their presence at Mons

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  • -ter Truck Rallies had been a peaceful one, at first. Then the Martians became infected with Monster Truck fever and began to tamper with the minds of the announcers. "Mars Rules!"

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  • , "Jeremy Miller #53 LOOK OUT!"

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5 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Aug 05 2017 @ 16:58

    5 Million Years to a Monster Truck Rally! =D

  2. LordVacuity Aug 05 2017 @ 21:22

    I was going for the battle of Mons in WW1. There were reports of angels over the battlefield.

  3. IceSquad Aug 06 2017 @ 05:04

    There was no tv yet. They had to watch SOMETHING.

  4. BlastedHeath Aug 08 2017 @ 19:27

    @Futique -- Cool! Better than destructive Martian megalocust ghosts, I suppose.

  5. LordVacuity Aug 09 2017 @ 00:48

    You know me and how I love finding those Martian spaceships buried in the London Underground.

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