He was born in Llamfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch & by the time he started working as journalist he had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The chief edito r, whose name was Edmund Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, decided it was a good idea to send Jimmy to the top 10 longest placenames in the world and report the happenings of the show "What's Happening." Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (the III) reported from Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukakapiki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­when he was suddenly called to Iceland. Eyjafjallajokull had erupted again. Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (III) got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from inhaling too much without exhaling enough. Von W. III's lungs were painfully swollen so he was prescribed antipneumonoultramicroscopics by Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger. Brevity is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway, Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger's German Shepherd Adalwolfa Brunhilda (formally a police dog) started barking at Von W. III but he said something like "Hör auf du HUND!", und he said it so laoud that everyone stopped. Everyone. The buses, the milkmen, the clocks. Everyone was sacerd. An the a loud vibration waved through the land. Were we "scared?" Were we "sacred?" or Were we "scarred?" I was a little of each as I picked myself dumbfounded from the floor. We would soon be "scarce" because The Auto-Completes were twisting our every thought. I tried to "flee", but they forced me to "fleece" a sheep. My new coat couldn't save me from the cold stare,the icy words and speacialy from the glacial touch of those cadaveric hands.



2 m80's photo

I would not be engaging in floccinaucinihilipilification when reading this story because it’s delightful!

3 SlimWhitman's photo

Brevity ... is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway ... LOL

4 sundancer's photo

OMG epic! Wonderful ending and amazing how long the super long word theme lasted!!!!! :-)

5 mensaque's photo

Thanks for the appreciation,sundancer.

6 ToastMech's photo

im glad this piece of gold is still floating on the blog

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