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"What's that smell?" Doug felt a stabbing

  • "What's that smell?" Doug felt a stabbing pain in his love handle. Mary Jane's smelly sneakers were right behind his oscillating fan! Dougy tried to distract Dick by claiming

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  • he desired to engage in a temporary sexual encounter with Dick. "I'll be real quick, man" Doug said. "Strip down and put on these smelly sneakers. Let's go, Dick!" Soon Dick found

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  • found that not only were the sneakers smelly, but also covered in a peculiar Mexican salsa, not unlike the one often used by his dear uncle Reginald. "Weird. But let's..."

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  • I was cut off by the sound of the mariachi band starting 2 belt out Happy Birthday. Once the sombrero was put on my head, I knew it was over. The stench of the salsa-shoes was gett

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  • ing to my bunions, and my thighs burned from the chaffing of my Chubbies short short. Ugh, if ONLY I had worn my 80's parachute pants and Nike hot tops instead. The singing

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  • was mass dope. We thought the dance party peaked during Ice Ice Baby until the DJ spun Ninja Rap. F*** yeah, Turtle power!, I ditched my Chubbies shorts and started break dancing

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  • in my skivvies, much to the delight of everyone at the Ninja dance party. "Have you ever seen a turtle get down? Slammin, jammin to the new swing sound..." Splinter, unable to hold

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  • his liquor said, "Listen dumb*****. I said to survive, you must master the ninja skills I taught you. Clearly you have not mastered the dance moves.Step aside." Rafael and Leonardo

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  • were getting too close to the truth. Behind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle story was a sick truth. It was dark, full of grease and metal behind the flashy lights and popcorn. Mast

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  • or no mast, this ship had sailed. There was no grand exposé to be written about this travesty, no justice to be had by revealing the turtles' secrets. The only answer was silence.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 19 2014 @ 20:07

    Confession: The first line was generated by a random story generating program.

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