The storm railed against the house with thunder

The storm railed against the house with thunder so loud, it was deafening. Then, it happened. The sky opened up and it swallowed me whole.

I always knew someone had been smashing at the dome of the heavens with his anvil, and it had finally cracked. A great hand grasped me screaming & pulled me through the gaping rent

I crawled across the shelly dome of the sky until I spied the great golden chain linking heaven and Earth. I started to climb the links & was engulfed by Chaos and Night who both

had been drinking & were traveling down the chain to Earth in search of kicks. Chaos confused me & Night made it hard to see, but they swept me along in their drunken camaraderie

The Vikings knew how to party. They thumped their shields as I chugged a horn of mead. The Valkyries were at the Karaoke Bar singing "Respect." But then there was a knock, Ragnarok

was only a week away, so when they answered the door there was Fenrir and his pack. Thor paused at the door, not sure if he should let them in. "Odin invited us", said Fenrir. Loki

tried to say something but Thor's hand muffled the sound. Thor said, "The All-Father does not often send invitations," followed by "Where is my special font?" Fenrir and his pack

Unveiled their Airflow font. Thor used his own handwriting to create it. Fenrir became a famous typographer despite living in a hole with Thor and their combined famies to save on

their Marmite bill. Being an air god, Thor decided that a hole was no place to live, and left Fenrir's family dwelling place to live in an 1964 Air Stream trailer in the sky.

Yeah, it's true! Most people mistake Thor's Air Stream trailer in the sky for a big grey cloud with a silver lining. But no, Thor really is up there, probably watching you.