I've always wondered, "What point is there

I've always wondered, "What point is there in American Football? 3 long hours, and they only spend 11 minutes actually using the ball? What do they do with the rest of their time?"

In disgust, I turned back to my cricket match. "How many weeks are we into this game, old chap?" I asked a heavily bearded player. "Not sure. But I started the match clean-shaven."

I stared at his magnificent beard quizzically. If he started clean shaven, how long have I been here? What do I look like?

"I look like a new man getting for a normal job in this world", "I hate this world!"

"ARRGH!" I flung my briefcase to the parquet floor, leaving an impressive crack behind. No, this would not do. I could no longer pretend to be a human man. I began to unzip my mask

, the zipper of which started at the top of my head and ended at my feet. I stepped out of the human man costume. I felt like I could breathe. But when I went outside, it was clear

as day. Which was weird, because it was actually nighttime. I held the human suit in my arms. I was glad to be out of it, and in my true form. But I almost missed being inside it.

The fact that I am the last of my kind sometimes haunted me. "It can't be, the bloodline of vampire must be continued!". The boy I met the other day has showed some promising

Signs of being the most compatible zone, Zone Six. I was originally from Zone Four,, but ended up in Zone Six after the Wars of The Roses on 2486. Being a gardener, I met Chauncey.

Having met Chauncey,I could walk on water,having walked on water,I met Moses,having met Moses,I could part bodies of water,having parted the Dead Sea I ended up back in Zone Four!