"Om... elet." And with that, Buddha officially

"Om... elet." And with that, Buddha officially sold out. "Enlightenment has showed me the Way... to Denny's." The commercial aired during an episode of

Dharma & Greg where Dharma's dogma gets run over by her karma. I was disgusted but couldn't deny a craving for something Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity. Turns out, I got my

-th-Busters Bicentennial Beret + Beard set early, so nothing could slow me down. Not even tepid reruns of Dharma and Greg. I put my Beret on, stuck my chest out and marched right

onto the field. The soldiers were crouched down behind bunkers and were looking at me like I was insane. Get down!! Seconds later a force knocked me back and hit me in the chest so

unexpectedly that I didn't have time to set down my cafe mocha mint. It spilled all over Sergeant Boogle's manuscript. He dropped his rifle and fell to his knees. "It was my only

copy. I spent 20 years writing that book - it's ruined." "Well, I've spilt a great cup of coffee which I'll never get back. We've all got problems!" I sunnily stated. Sgt Boogle

ruminated for a very long time before he said nothing. "It can be done," I said to Sgt Boogle. "Dr. Marden had his new hotel with his new manuscript in it burn to the ground, but h

E forgot to have enough subterfuge. The Queen did a fake filM because she liked being an action star. The Crown Prince took her to skyjumping lessons for her 90th birthday, which

turned out to be rather enjoyable for the queen. Later, everyone had crumpets and tea as they watched the queen sky jumping on her 90th birthday with her dogs in her arms. "Hurrah"

However, she and her dogs died on the way down because they didn't have a parachute. The crumpets also contained arsenic.