He went down to the 7-11 and decided that

He went down to the 7-11 and decided that he was going to stand right outside the front door and sell the stolen cigarettes 1$ cheaper than

they did in the store. He hadn't counted on the 7-11 mafia. Abu and Alpesh hyped up on mountain dew slurpees took him inside and bungied him to the minidonut stand

Abu grabbed a hot 7-11 wiener in a gloved hand and stuck it near his eye. "You gonna dell us what we need do know or I'll sdick dis hot wiener somewhere you wond like very much."

Good

plumbers are hard to find. The last one I hired just dumped a jug of Drano in my toilet and mooned me inadvertently. Another bad plumber brought his girlfriend, Peach, with him and

disappeared down the potty to go fight some evil mushroom monsters that had spawned out of it. He completely forgot to fix my toilet! He told me his brother Luigi would fix it as

best as he could. I guess I would have to call Mario. So I called him in. He couldn't fix it. So I called my brother, Browser, and he finally

went Safari on it until it was beyond repair. "Well," my brother Browser said, "there's no Netscape out of this one. You gotta build a new one out of that Mosaic." I thought

I wanted to punch him for punning around at this very serious state of affairs,but I played along. "Amaya smack you upside the head, Browser, but let's Operate together to create

Windows of opportunities. Anyway, you're the Apple of my eye so I'll give you a slice of Raspberry Pi with a cup of Java.