My left leg is larger than my right leg,

My left leg is larger than my right leg, and the left side of my face protrudes about half an inch further than the right side, which seems to sag a little. I'm an asymmetrical

but then nobody is perfect. When an infant grows inside the womb the middle of the face just under the nose is the last place to fuse together. A cleft lip is a common result of

the mark of Satan. Why shouldn't Satan be allowed to mark a few? Being the Lord of godless evilness was still an existence. He was still greater than mortals. He should be able to

feel good about it. After all, in his incarnation as Hades, after dragging Persephone into hell with him, he consoled her by telling her at least she was queen of somewhere. Satan

was the least of his worries. Ever since the guy took up tai chi & gardening, the other hellish entities started to wonder if Satan, Hades' former mentor, had gone soft. Peresphone

for one was glad of the change because now she could become the most powerful and evil entity in all of Hades. All that was standing in her way now was

that stupid dog and those meddling kids. Being the Overlord of Hades meant that she really couldn't stoop so low as to eliminate them herself, but there was one man who could.

The Overlord of Hades sought out her faithful minion from the Sixth Circle. As usual, he was torturing a group of wealthy corporate big-wigs and CEOs. "Jim, I have an important

task for you to complete." she whispered in Jim's ear, her breath hot in his ear. Taking a step back from her Royal Hades Highness, Jim confirmed her command. "I will unleash the

Hell-Hounds, at your signal, my Queen," he said hotly. Jim was trigger happy though and pressed the Big Red Button before it was time. All hell broke loose.