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The pianist took a bow, but the audience

  • The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began

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  • chopsticks with variations in D minor. He then followed by his improvisations on Little Miss Muffit's concerto. What he could do with a toy piano with painted-on black keys was

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  • causing earthquakes all over the world. When authorities pinpointed the cause, they quickly locked the prodigy up in maximum security. That's when he started drumming, which caused

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  • minor seismic activity for 50 miles all around his prison. They ended up having to put the prodigy in a straight jacket & sedated or risk the countryside collapsing in on itself.

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  • Meanwhile, the weather men, who had not been informed of the sedated, earthquake causing prodigy in the nearby prison, were all freaking out. Earthquakes? In North Dakota?

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  • They started blaming the oil companies that were fracking all over North Dakota. Oil was booming in the state thanks to fracking. The imprisoned earthquake prodigy stayed a secret.

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  • Until today. At exactly 2:17 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, the "prisoner" was set free by Mother Earth. Almost immediately the rumblings began from deep within the earth's mantle.

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  • It turns out that the prisoner was Barnes, the sun destroyer and he had buried an anti-solar weapon in the earth. The planet split open, revealing a giant glock pointing at the sun

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  • "Today is the day when the day will no longer be day!" Barnes cackled maniacally as the weapon began to charge. A bright beam then shot towards the sun. All seemed lost until

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  • an errant hand mirror floated between the sun and the weapon and reflected the beam back into the gun, annihilating it and Barnes's dreams in the process.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Feb 02 2019 @ 00:28

    What guardian angel put that errant mirror out there in space?

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