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Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the

  • Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the opposite corner of the room and walk like I have something to do. What's that on my shoe? Dog crap? Damn, well I can't worry about that

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  • because I'm a dog and that's pretty normal for dogs to do. Matilda has seen me walk in loads of my own land mines before and she never said a thing. Wait, she's looking at

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  • my tail suspiciously. No. Not my tail. She's talking to that cute vet on the phone, looking for an excuse to come in and - hey. No date is worth that! What about my unborn

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  • kittens. I have half a dozen friends willing to take them off my hands. Imagine how my standing will increase at the local

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  • kittens...non one like them anymore. people like dogs know because they are so much better. DOgs come in so many sizes unlike cats they are all so small and boring and lazy. dogs

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  • are mans best friend. but not for me. I like cats. because it was the dogs that took her.

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  • At night I still hear her screaming as they took her. I'm a terrible person for doing nothing, and since that day, happiness for me is impossible.

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  • Dreams do not come to me anymore, only nightmares, and the sun and its false cheerfulness seems to mock me. Lunesta helps me sleep like a log. If you're also feeling guilty,

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  • you are feeling guilty. So dont have bad dreams. From that day, the kid never slept ever again. Instead, he

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  • tripped and fell down a 2 inch curb and died.

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