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I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere.

  • I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I

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  • went up to the bush on the side of the road and decided to take a chance. As soon as there was a clearing in people I

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  • put on my fedora and my fake mustache and ambled out of the bushes before anyone could notice. The parade was heading to

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  • the sea, and I couldn't help but feel like a lemur, marching my way towards

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  • a cliff. Wait - that's lemmings. So I guess I felt like a lemming. Anyways, it wasn't a great feeling, and

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  • although lemmings are soft and furry, taking E and rubbing myself all over is not the best way to spend

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  • a family reunion at Disney World. The security guards dressed like Pluto and Goofy escorted me to Splash Mountain, where

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  • I asked the police photographer if they both could pose with me in my mug shot. I was in deep–what's another

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  • misdemeanor among friends? But I was wrong, because the two of them

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  • in rythym began reciting the Boy Scout oath. I knew I was all alone on this one.

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1 Comments

  1. noah Nov 02 2010 @ 14:20

    Nice work everyone, this one is great.

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