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Globalization is not an even process, but

  • Globalization is not an even process, but occurs on many levels simultaneously and with different levels of

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  • jackassery; luckily, we have not yet stumbled upon a method with which to stifle the freedom of individuals to

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  • act like complete morons in their brazen attempts for 15 minutes of internet fame. Hence, we have the release of "Jackass 3-D," the latest in a long line of empty-headed films.

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  • It was just like Remains of the Day, in that it was a film and contained people that spoke and breathed. Apart from that, Johny Knoxville and Sir Hanibal Lecter only had psychosis

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  • in common. Knoxville fumbled about for his syringe. Ballpoint, emasculation blade.... ah, there it was. Spotting his prey about to exit the

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  • mountain stream. He loved hunting hill billy's. He had mounted several heads of a families from the Smoky Mountains. He had never seen European hill billy's, he

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  • wanted to mount the heads of the "coteau Guillaume" on his wall as well. Jethro was a francophile bumpkin, who

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  • could spout "S'il vous plaît" just as easily as "Ça ne me plaît pas." In fact, he often said the two together just to confuse the part-time farmer, part-time masseuse who sold eggs

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  • but insisted on calling them oeufs. But she really couldn't pull off the French, what with the Hoboken accent. It came out more like oyfs, like Yiddish but with a lisp. You shoulda

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  • had elocution lessons while you had the chance, said Master, and become queen of England and the first female President of the USA too! But I rule all because I can speak French!

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