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This was my fourth time trying to make the

  • This was my fourth time trying to make the jump. I knew I could do it this time, I got a running start and jumped into the air. The first thing that crossed my mind when I realized

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  • I wouldn't make Mexico City was how like the circles of hell Amsterdam looked from this elevation. I wondered which circle I would land in when I eventually fell to earth. Perhaps

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  • it would've been better in any of those post-apocalyptic metropoli but I landed in the Cyburbia of Des Moines, a sprawl of tract housing infested by conformity seeking demons &

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  • a succubus handing out free doughnuts as you leave the airport. It was the perfect location my the trip. Then I froze, did I pack the thing I needed? I opened my backpack and

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  • our acting process. Acting is the process of throwing whatever I heard within the last 20 minutes against the wall. I was Marlan Brando...'s driver and I taught class at

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  • The University of Lowered Expectations Skidmore branch in the Temple Duties Department under Professor Loomis and Dr. Panglossi. The Topology of Trust.

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  • Voltaire sat there chewing on the Chinese rice and vegetables. The snap peas were just crisp enough. He told Chef Olaf the food was excellent tonight. Dr. Panglossi was optimistic

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  • that his new Norwegian/Asian restaurant 'Norwasia' was going to be a hit. "The Lutefisk Fu Yung literally flew out the door," one food critic said, "because people were throwing it

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  • at the maître d, Sigurd Mostrom—could there be anything more nauseating than the melding of stink-like-ass Lutefisk and stink-like-vomit Egg Foo Yung at one hundred bucks a plate?”

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  • It was a rhetorical question &we both knew the answer. But my Mee-Maw taught me when I was 5 that I had to clean my plate,on account of the starving kids in India, so I ate it all.

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2 Comments

  1. Jimbeau Aug 29 2019 @ 23:18

    Obviously, he/she did not make the jump. Will there be a fifth attempt?

  2. Woab Aug 30 2019 @ 14:02

    Not after that meal!

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