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February 14 TH 2010. Kansas was crowded

  • February 14 TH 2010. Kansas was crowded that night. Many couples were celebrating their love and, of course, we were one of them.

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  • But that was then...& this is now. Fast forward: here we are with 3 kids, dead-end jobs, debt up to the ying-yang, and my wife's mother is now living with us. So much for romance.

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  • It was time to shake the etch-a-sketch. I had the 3 kids working dead-end jobs. I sold my mother-in-law to pay off our debt. My wife and I are taking a well deserved vacation to

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  • Antarctica, where we will spend all of the money the children are earning, before selling their organs on the black market, and becoming millionaires. I will eventually sell my

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  • rectum, because, lets be honest, it really isn't that useful. It really is just a load a crap waiting to happen. But all the more power to the children for funding this project.

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  • Unfortunately, the money seemed to disappear somewhere between the fundraising event and the eagerly waiting research team. Nobody could work out where the funds had vanished to.

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  • "Set the crisis management team on its mission!" cried our team leader. "Assemble & examine the overall financial health of our organization!" Everybody shuffled their feet and lo

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  • ooked at the Powerpoint on the screen. "The 'financial health' of the organisation is as dead as a zombie that's been headshot. What more do you need to know?" "You lie!" cried the

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  • aforementioned zombie that had take a headshot. "I am as alive as any zombie who doesn't didn't take a headshot." "Indeed," said the VP of ZA. "Nevertheless, the company is in dire

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  • Need of liquidising and you're just excess zombie. With that he whipped out a AK47 and shot his zombie pals head into goo. He stands over the corpse, triumphant. The new era awaits

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jul 11 2019 @ 17:12

    Life is what happens when you don't mind your manors. Squatters move in and Lord up the place.

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