Australia Pandora

Australia Pandora

At last, all of our questions about Australia would be answered, because we so very wanted to know.

And inquiring minds Down Under want to know if the folks Up Top 1. Really get by without Tim Tam's. 2. Think a tourniquet is a fancy necktie 3. Think a swissarmy 'knife' is one. 4.

Believe Christmas to be a winter only event. 5. Think tanning is healthy in any way. 6. Have any quarantine to check shipping containers for poisonous spiders 7.

Find out if anyone has ever made a Martini with vodka and prune juice. 8) Purchase a sweater made from Aardvark fur. 9)

Learn how to do a backflip. 10) Do a backflip off of something impressive. 11) Use mad backflip skills to get a

Knighthood. 12) Get named 'Knight of the backflips'. 13) Do thirteen backflips off Tower Bridge whilst eating a vanilla ice cream. 14) Do fourteen backflips

on top of the Empire State Building whilst wearing a gorilla suit. 15) Disregard number 4, it was weird and had little to do with backflips. 16) Take a selfie of yourself doing a

n attractive member of the opposite sex. 17) Lather, rinse & repeat as necessary. 18) Spend a week trying to break the record for Kegels/hour. 19) Photoshop the selfie from #16 to

# 20 & 20) Send to your boss with a note: "This is what I've been doing every day for the past five years. I QUIT! Later, Loser!" Yeah. Do it. Do it now.