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Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe

  • Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe for fish, meat, veggies or I dont know dessert?

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  • I Don't Know Dessert: 1 quart catsup, 1/2 cup vapor-rub, 1 lb bone meal, 1 lb pork fat. Whip catsup to form stiff peaks. Fold in other ingredients. Cook 3 hours until crusty. Serve

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  • to Aunt Mildred who obviously wants to die because why else would she be wearing the hat in which she chose to be buried? Of course, Aunt Mildred survived the deadly dessert and

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  • vowed to scratch lamprey pie off her list of treats. Anyway, her family solemnly accepted Aunt Mildred's death wish, cuz she was kin, & also rich & they were all in her will. So th

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  • ey took Mildred down to the aquarium one afternoon. Everyone stood with their arms folded in front of them as she stepped into the shark tank, a slight smile on her face. The shark

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  • was in no mood for any human contact, so it swam to the deepest end of the tank, lay there passively and stared skyward. When Mildred kicked her legs, the shark panicked and

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  • swam around in circles, like a dog trying to catch its own tail. Mildred pulled out her iPhone and started filming the shark's antics. She kept thrashing her legs in the tank water

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  • & the shark flicked her tail in response. Then Hoagie Carmichael, who was visiting the Aquarium with the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa, pointed out that her thrashing & the shark were jaz

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  • z hands for outgoing sharks, usually turning out to be ENFJs. "Really?" said Hoagie C. "Fuggedabodit." Hoffa shrugged. He continued, "Evee-boddy knows de sharks an extrovert

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  • s smell blood from miles away. Just like I smell you...here...and now." That was the last sentence uttered before... Yeah. And don't ask any questions about any of this, you hear?!

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4 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 06 2018 @ 23:15

    Now we know, Jimmy Hoffas swims with the sharks.

  2. LordVacuity Aug 06 2018 @ 23:15

    Doh! I should have said fishes.

  3. ValkyrieGrrl Aug 07 2018 @ 04:48

    That's OK, Dimplesample. A fold, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

  4. Woab Aug 10 2018 @ 16:58

    Ew. I knew I should have worn gloves.

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