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Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly

  • Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly beans, its hard sometimes to grab these delicacies from small children who

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  • are used to wandering in and out of Mrs. Crabapple's 3rd grade primatology lecture whenever they gosh darn please.

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  • Emphasis on gosh, because Mrs. Crabapple is a fierce Darwinian, she hasn't believed in the big G since her dog Lady ate

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  • her husband Albert. Crazy dog was just hungry is what they told her, but she knew better. It had evolved into a

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  • dog-bear. No human had ever laid eyes on the first of a new species. They rejoiced until they learned of its zombie

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  • second cousin, the dog-cat, an amazing creature discovered by schoolchildren playing jumprope by

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  • a bubbling brook of pesticide-laden agricultural runoff. Strangely, the dog-cat resembled neither animal but acted like

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  • a worm instead of walking they slithered instead of eating dog-cat food they ate dead stuff.

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  • black became the worms, so they stuck to turtlenecks. Dead of course.

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  • But such is the fate of a turtle's neck on a blackened worm. Ah, me.

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1 Comments

  1. noah Oct 10 2010 @ 10:22

    This had potential...

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