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"That's it! I've had it with you and your

  • "That's it! I've had it with you and your disturbing obsession with

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  • polishing your left shoe. Your right shoe looks like it came from a story of Oliver Twist, and your left one could act as a mirror at an operating table! This obsession cannot

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  • Its time to go to the goodwill store or the food pantry to see what is available. in this post everything era, you are not alone. Your grandpa says you should have prepared earlier

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  • , but this isn't the first time you've failed to listen to your grandma. You spill out onto the street, moving quickly with your head on a constant swivel. The dead are coming for

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  • those too weak to evade their grasp. There will be no mercy for those without the endurance to fight or flee. Suddenly, you trip on a juicebox.

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  • Losing your balance, you fall to the floor, cutting your hands and knees on the razor sharp edges of Lego blocks that have been scattered everywhere. Oh, someone will pay dearly fo

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  • r this. Looking around you spot a dirty shirt on the floor and using it to staunch the bleeding. You start gathering the Lego blocks into a trash can and take them all out to the

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  • movies to see The Emoji Movie. The Legos in your trash can were hoping to go see The LEGO movie but you had enough trouble sneaking a trashcan full of Legos in that you don't want

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  • to be kicked out of the theater altogether. You settle on bringing your dino eggs to watch Jurassic Park. You enjoy the Velociraptor hatch scene but notice your bag full of eggs st

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  • rating to hatch so you escape to the bathroom, bag in toe. 1,2,3,8,where was 9 and 10? In desperation, you flush the dinos down the loo. Meanwhile, the hatchlings enjoy the rows.

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