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These are a few of my most-despised words:

  • These are a few of my most-despised words: Pulchritude. Cauliflower. Leprous. Axe. Quantitative-easing. Blister. Virgin. Trebuchet. Maybe. Flatulence. Me. Make a story out of them!

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  • The blistered leprous virgin had a pulchritude to her. Maybe me and her? Some quantitative-easing? Nah. I axed the trebuchet rope & she flew. Lord Flatulent Cauliflower smiled.

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  • Wow. The virgin still had pulchritude. Me? I've got flatulence, leprous blisters & cauliflower ear. Which made us the perfect pair. Lord Flatulent Cauliflower's quantitative-easing

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  • technique mad his breaking-wind completely silent. Lord Flatulent Cauliflower slowly walked down the Virgin Atlantic aisle, smiling because the AC had been off. Soon scores of

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  • cauliflower rosettes would burst into the nostrils of the 'Virgin' patrons. Lord Flatulent Cauliflower entered business class to spread his blooms when he noticed Prince Dyspepsic

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  • having a fit over the dropsies. Lord Flatulent let rip with so much hoi polloi that it was leaking into his feed. That didn't stop him from overwhelming Prince Dyspepsic with his p

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  • H balance knowledge, helping him to landscape outside the McCrack Addict's, one of the many new McDonald's cocaine stores since crack was legalized by President Dummy. The menu has

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  • just like any other menu at diners all over the country. Except that everything came with a side of crack cocaine thanks to President Dumpf. Maybe remember that when you vote.

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  • "Emmett, take your crack cocaine. Think of all the straight children in China!" scolded Mother, before she realized that Emmett had grown up and left the nest. By then, the diner

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  • 's regulars had grown used to his Mother's questionable advice to her absent son, but that evening Anna and John Paxton approached her and offered to take care of her.

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