These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life,

These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life, no matter the size of your wife. Tip 1: Always thank the cashier at the grocery store. Tip 2: Never apologize. Tip 3. Wear socks Tip 4

:Dont have sex on the beach Tip 5:Fold stories Tip 6: Enjoy as many sunsets as possible Tip 8: Count your blessings Tip 9: know the difference between blessings and downers Tip: 10

$ randomly to make somebodies day. Addendum to Tip 4: Have sex on the beach as a drink but request a condom. Tip 10½: Never calculate tips to a fraction. Tip 11:Skip to the Loo.

Tip 12: No more Mexican bean dip. Seven layers = one too many. Tip 13: Curses! Don't be superstitious about the number 13 (9 is a different matter). Tip 14: Always tip your waiter

If he is a cow. Tip 15: When hosting a Black Sabbat, pearls are optional. Tip 16: Don't piss against the wind while feeding your zombie Lemon Starbursts™. Something about the weath

er made him dial a number impulsively, rashly. "Allo, this is Fantômas. May I ask who is calling?" Tip 17: Make sure your GPS is disabled before calling Fantômas. This next tip

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As daily around dusk and then take notes. The more copious the better. Professor Capella knows more than he lets on. To be otherwise lands you in jail. Dude, you must remember

Capella is to them what Stephen Hawking is to Cambridge: a star professor who attracts bright students, enhances the university's prestige, and, more important, pulls money.

Capella is their star, someone who gets them all they ever wanted. The only problem, of course, is that someday even stars stop shining. Sometimes sooner than we realize.