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So, I get out of the shower and I notice

  • So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

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  • that time I spent in 'Nam. Damn hippies never knew enough to keep their mouths shut. Good thing I have my whiskey and

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  • cigarettes. Pacifism never sat right with me. It's an eye for an eye where I come from and I'm making sure my enemy is

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  • blind. You can't hit what you can't

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  • see, he thought, applying the T-Rex theory of avoiding a fist fight. So there he stood, out in the open, not moving when

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  • it occurred to him, he didn't have any tokens left! Quickly, he shifted his stance, glanced to his left and

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  • snatched a fistful of the shiny coins from a toothless 6 year old with popscicle stains on his cheeks. Then his mother,

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  • who smelled like cheddar cheese, asked where the nearest gas station was so she could

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  • buy some antibacterial wipes for a sponge bath in the parking lot. The cop went to arrest her for public indecency. She

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  • slithered out of her handcuffs from the excessive amount of purell on her wrists. Free at last, she finally redressed.

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