Dracula was out getting a drink but his watch

Dracula was out getting a drink but his watch was broken so he died. Why?

because before he could get back in protection of the darkness the sun came up and burned him like a burnt bagle.

And nobody likes a burnt bagel...or a burnt beagle for that matter. A bald eagle, though...that's a different story altogether! I saw a bald eagle, once, when I was

anchored down in Anchorage. Alaska. A bald spread eagled landing into a tub full of baked beans in sriracha sauce in a white room with white shag carpeting wall to wall with white

Whipped creamlike topping. Michelle Shocked sang her famous song about being "anchored down in Anchorage" much to the Inuit King's delight. He enjoyed eating whale blubber cooked

a caustic sauce made of he thought he had broached the subject first and loudly with Creation. She comes back, "yeah, just like your Father did minutes just before you." Maybe not

the most couth answer in the world, but the truth is sometimes uncomfortable. He pondered his existence for a minute, then headed down to the Ponderosa Steak House for some chow.

Instead, he found himself at the local park, and after feasting on a ginger family, set his eyes upon empty all of the local bins before sunrise. The only thing in his way was

his indecision. Before long, with the diamond skull in tow, he was heading West on an end around road trip to evade his nemesis. The plan was to fence it to the Abscess Boy gang.

for a chance to lance the leader's forehead abscess.He filmed it in 3D and sold the footage to a director for a film adaption of Journey to the Center of the Earth.