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Rick was a bundle of organs with a name.

  • Rick was a bundle of organs with a name. As a "human," he'd reached the hightest plane of existence by having rights and a dead-end 9-to-5 job. Lesser animals would kill for Rick's

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  • washboard abs and explosive biceps. If you went to the gym on Monday evenings, you would find Rick there, straining his muscles to ascend to a higher plane of being. There was a pr

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  • incess. Oh there was a ghetto chick. There was a hungover rugby player. Yes, the gym was 24 hour fitness. But Rick had a headband, wristbands, mirrored sunglasses and muscle milk

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  • shake paunch to be proud of.Rick strutted to the squats machine trying to look musclebound.The chick in the stretchy pink spandex leggings & Mr.Clean T-shirt removed an earplug to

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  • The robot in charge of wedging something between her and the coffee. The coffee was trying to free itself from the robot's spidery hand.

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  • But there was no escape. It screamed in pain as she felt the connect between the coffee and herself come together. At Last

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  • the Caffeine Gods were appeased & with the energy of the caffeine boost she broke her shackles & wrestled the perp into the machine's inner workings where both he & then it disappe

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  • -ared into a Genie's bottle, into which she promptly tamped a cork. Praying to the caffeine gods for strength, she hurled the bottle into another dimension and it was gone. Somewh

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  • -at annoyingly, the genie came back to haunt her the next night. "OooOOOoo! Don't you wish you'd used your wishes, little girl?? Now I'm here, and I'm not going awaaaAAAyy! ooOOo!

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  • The girl spoke. “I wish you were a housefly!” In a *POOF* the genie was a housefly. The girl rolled up a newspaper and swatted the genie, killing him. She lived happily ever after.

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1 Comments

  1. Woab May 15 2019 @ 15:53

    So, did the genie wind up being a bundle of organs with no name?

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