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Madonna had taken to wearing blue shawls

  • Madonna had taken to wearing blue shawls and an angelic expression. She had reclaimed her virginity like the first Elizabeth. Suddenly chaste was in Vogue.

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  • ...or so they said. She was listening too. She didn't become a cultural bellwether by ignoring the masses. If she could pull off virginal, maybe the church and pepsi would forgive

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  • Janet Jackson for that mammary stunt years ago. It wasn't so much the nudity as the wilted and offensive aeriola that caused the ruckus. The breast was a wadded up oven mitt that

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  • tasted delicious after being sprinkled with powered sugar. Soft, warm, and toasted brown, just how a perfect pastry should be. Despite how good it should have been, it always left

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  • a not-so-good taste in my mouth. Don't get me wrong, it was very good, it's just that there was one thing on it

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  • And I am sure the man who was standing behind the window put this nasty taste on it . What is that man doing there anyway? Since you were cooking that thing, he's been hiding there

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  • painting that sour solution people put on their finger nails to stop biting them onto the window... and watching us from the dark of night. Just as you were adding the salt he

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  • was tossing in a bit of saffron, the most expensive spice in the world. But it couldn't take the sour taste of failure from his masterpiece. The night closed around him

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  • 6 oz. Might have been a little too much for one bowl of soup, but they'll pee yellow for days so tracking through the snow will be easy

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  • as pie! As it turned out, pretty much everyone else pees yellow too... oops. After following the wrong yellow snow road for 72 hours we had accosted 9 innocent campers and a moose.

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