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I have no strength to keep my eyelids open

  • I have no strength to keep my eyelids open and no willpower to stop it happening all over again. The dragonflies are here again and they're no longer blue.

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  • They are silver, well gun metal grey really. They are I-sects set for a "Trance Paradigm" by the Warden Mech in the Cloud Tower. They mist me with Tranquas and watch my every move.

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  • I'm one of the lucky ones. I've been tagged for further code enhancement by the Tertiary Tech Scanner of Summa Quadrant. 99% of everything I've ever known has been deleted.

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  • The remained 1% isn't anything to write home about either, but it's better than nothing. It really gets my goat that so much of me has been erased. My hard drive feels rusty

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  • And my email server was hacked. This meant I can only be reached by phone or snail mail. It took getting used to but I found it was quite all right. Yahoo was blocking posts now.

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  • I had to resort to my Prodigy account which I hadn't dusted off since I had switched to Compuserve, then to Earthlink, AOL, and finally goatse.cz. Then I discovered that only my Ne

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  • -d Flanders doll knew the truth. "Hidelly-ho, neighborino!" he said. It was true. He lived right next to me, on my bed. "Will you only speak the truth?" I asked him. "Okelly-doke

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  • , neighborinoino." I snapped. "That's one too many ino, you spooky sentient Flanders doll. Your existence makes me want to puke. What do you even know about truth?" It shuddered

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  • With anger and became a super giant Flanders doll. The moustached monolith stalked the streets, smashing his fist through windows to put more clothes on the scandalous mannequins.

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  • “Toodily-DOO!” it yelled as it punched out a window. For its work, the doll ascended to Heaven. This annoyed the real Ned Flanders, who always thought HE was worthy of Ascension.

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Jan 09 2020 @ 16:03

    Holy Wow! This is one surreal folding story.

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