CHRISTIAN BILLY VISITS THE ZOO. To celebrate

CHRISTIAN BILLY VISITS THE ZOO. To celebrate Noah's birthday, Billy's relig-ed went to the zoo, at the same time as a furry convention. A gay couple explained aloud the evolution o

f Rudolf Steiner and a whole range of post-theosophical movements. While this arcane dialogue was going on he got bored. It was Noah's birthday so Billy got drunk at the zoo,

Billy was off his face on spanish brandy mooning at the gibbons & Rudolph Steiner was cutting off the corners of his zoo map when Noah thought this was the most rubbish birthday he

had ever experienced. His parents got him a pair of underwear and a vial of Charlie Sheen's Adonis DNA. The underwear was great, but Charley Sheen made the birthday party a very

Ugly celebrity affair because he got drunk and blacked out. This was not unusual! Spoiled rich kids are this way, at least this family was. The tabloids had a field day.

Then the President of the United States had a meltdown on live television and people were so busy laughing and crying that they forgot this spoiled rich kid's blackout again. Just

as if they'd had a blackout, themselves. By now every U.S. citizen was so exhausted by all the shenanigans that they could barely remember how to eat breakfast, let alone what the

hell a 68-year-old Hairdresser high school dropout named Bambi, wanted from a 20-year-old Zambian Zombie Hunter named Chindi Panjabi; would they marry in 90 days or will love fade?

Bambi wanted to surprise Chindi and talked to his friend turns out this hunter killed Bambi's mom, Bambi wanted revenge. and planned to have Chindi waste money on the wedding costs

so that he could justify dropping a tactical nuke on the hunter. BOOM, now half the planet is gone. Bambi grinned, knowing the hunter was among those vaporized by his vengeance.