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I just knew it! The one time I did not need

  • I just knew it! The one time I did not need any witnesses to my embarassing acts, she

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  • was there, documenting my every move via tweet and facebook. I swear I'll get her back when

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  • the time is right. But for now I'll bide my time. You know, they say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, I have to tell you that I don't like cold dishes. I like my meals

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  • ice cold, like the blood in my veins and look on my face when we make love. Next time that happens I promise I will

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  • stop and think before I just decide to take matters into my own hands. Sometimes I don't know my own strength, it's a

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  • Wisconsin thing. I eat a lot of cheese. Not the store brands, I like to go to the farm and milk the

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  • cats. I like cat cheese the best because so many of my friends are allergic to it, meaning more for me. But one day,

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  • I'm going to learn how to make my own yogurt, and then I'll really be lucky! Maybe,

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  • some day, I'll run off to Greece with Niko and we'll live amongst fig trees. That is, if I can ever leave Cleveland.

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  • But unless the Indians void my contract, I'll be stuck playing baseball for the next ten years.

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