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If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with

  • If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with fear, and the creepy crawly spiders are pleasant when near, then you find medals in horror very ho-hum; every horror film just needs

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  • that one...element that makes you squeeze your knees together, scrunch up your eyes, and SCREAM! But movie audiences today are so blase about blood & guts, it's impossible to scare

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  • . The new 3-D? Borrring. Large screens and surround sound? Done that. Which is why I set up buckets of pig's blood in the rafters for the big scene in "Carrie." THAT will get their

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  • attention thought Solacious Crum. He was sick of Jabba's clique treating him like some sycophantic rat. This entertainment system would totally outshine the Rancor battles.

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  • In the age we live in, this would be a huge seller. Some 3-1/2 years later, it was #1 among entertainment systems. Jabba was a millionaire and Solacious Crum was a distributor of

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  • Omaha Love Doll Deluxe with Authentic Personality Analogue. (Analogue in the same way that a fish is not a hot tamale.) We call ours Karen Raskolnikov & we say she went to Brown.

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  • Or if simulated sex with people isn't your thing, wouldn't you be interested in our two-hundred-page cookbook, including rotisserie recipes? I guess you could use it for food, too.

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  • If you were a papyraterian, that is. Or a papyromaniac, since if you tried to cook the cookbook it would almost certainly set the kitchen on fire. So let's just have some kale and

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  • incense smoothies and call it a day, m'kay?" JimBob frowned at the clerk. "Just ring up this scroll saw and everything will work out fine." "Well," said the clerk "let me

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  • just finish this story first. You see,it's been quite some time since this tale began,someone saw it fit to resurrect it and i feel compelled to finish it.JimBob sighed"very well".

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Feb 07 2019 @ 22:55

    Just about two months shy of 6 years in the works.

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