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1 PurpleProf's photo

I can’t help but think that the latter half of the story is a metaphor for things that sometimes happen in public restrooms.

2 Woab's photo

You mean “my elephant stopped”, “he flung me headlong”, “Floopy the robot lost his oil” and “Floopy was now drippy” could euphemisms for other things?

3 SlimWhitman's photo

Oh no! Has my fold been euphemised?

4 Futique's photo

Yes Slim, you have snake oil and TP on your shoes.

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