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I had enough of it this time. This time I

  • I had enough of it this time. This time I had to stand up for myself

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  • ies. Who cared if I used a filter to make myself look good, so what? Shame on you "Natural Beauties" with your artificial makeup and your snarky comments on how I look. I'll have

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  • whatever kind of treatments I want whenever I want them and there's nothing you can can say or do to stop me!" "Ma'am?" "Don't ma'am me. From now on, I'm

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  • Jo Mamba the Anaconda Girl from Mbarara, Uganda, & my snake needs a descaling. You get a rough loofah to slough his cutis or I'll tan your hide a 'til its fuchsia." I bowed to Jo's

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  • wisdom. We would slough the scales right off this anaconda. We got in close and began the task. Suddenly the giant snake turn on me and swallowed me whole. In his stomach I met

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  • Yayoi Kusama, who was making a mirrored art installation inside the anaconda's stomach. "Only five people allowed at a time," she said, gesturing at the other five people in there.

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  • I artfully nudged a spectator so he fell into a puddle of anaconda digestive acid. "Lots of room in this snake now!" & I joined the crowd of connoisseurs ooing over Kusama's perky

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  • Painted toes bobbing up and down like a yoyo. "We are on our own now", the local butcher chortled as the Darwinians drank the koolaid. Kusama was not yet finished with version of

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  • Kissy kissy mewmew season 2. The Darwinians sought the fountains of koolaid after getting addicted so Lusaka and the local butcher became weaboos together as they watched the TV.

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  • The show was picked up by another network & reworked to be about a down & out former rock who moves in next to his much more successful former bandmate called Beatles Together.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jun 19 2017 @ 01:31

    Full title was supposed to be Remember, when we were in the Beatles together? That is supposed to be Ringo's catch phrase to get Paul involved in his shenanigans.

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